Earlier tonight as I sat drinking my after dinner coffee, I was interupted by a bunch of bullshit arguing and shouting from the direction of the kids rooms! I wasn’t sure exactly what the problem was (still don’t). I chose to ignore it!
BUT, not for long …
Lizzy: Moooooom, can I SUE Sam?
MommyKnows: WHAT?
Lizzy: CAN. I. SUE. SAM?
MommyKnows: NO!
Sam: You don’t even know how to sue Liz.
Remember, I wasn’t there, but I pretty much know (’cause MommyKnows) that this was followed by sticking his tongue out and bobbing his head.
Lizzy: I’ll just get a lawyer Sam!
Remember, I wasn’t there, but I pretty much know (’cause MommyKnows) that this was followed by a — one hand on the hip and the other wagging in his face, all done with a ‘talk to the hand’ kind of attitude.
Mommyknows: Ok you guys, cut out the ‘litigous crap’ or you’re going to bed!
WEiRdoS!
Silence … AHHH … now that’s better.
I thought about doing some work, but decided to scan my hand instead!
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Do you remember the “Kids Say the Darndest Things” Show?! I think Bill Cosby
was the host/instagater for the show. It made me laugh so hard. You kids remind me of that!! Thanks for the free Valentine’s gift ( brag book )!
I appreciate it…..Cindi :)
Hilarious! Your kids are brilliant and priceless, you just watch her become a lawyer now…
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Too funny! My kids are just starting to crack me up, I love those moments!
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I want to scan my hand now.
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thats funny! I see what I have to look forward to in a couple years haha.
kids really do say the darndest things, I laugh about what comes out my girls all of the time
:)
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Funny how well the “Or you’re going to bed” line usually works :) Well, I guess it is better they are choosing the legal system to help them work out their differences then the normal brother-sister screaming/wrestling matches!
Hilarious. I never really watched “kids say the darndest things”, but w/the things my kids come up with (& they’re only 3 & 1.5), i can only imagine the hilarity.
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That is funny. I love when you can not see what kids are doing, but you can picture them with the hands on the hip and bobbing their heads.
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I absolutely love that hand scan! Its fantastic.
As for Liz and Sam-I’m pretty sure I told my little brother I was going to sue him multiple times. I also told him he was going to jail and that he’d have to live with rats. I’m so evil.
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Kids can come up with the most hilarious ideas. I just watched Michael Clayton last night. Talk about a hardcore litigious plot!
That photo is amazing. What software do you use to “play” with your photos after?
haha…kids are funny…who knows what they’ll come up with next! nice hand too. ;)
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hahha…just how much did she wanna sue sam for?!!!
Not in a million years could anyone ever try to explain what we’d experience in parenthood!! Gotta love ’em!
I can’t wait until mine get… litigious.
That is so funny. I remember when I was little telling my best friend “my dad is going to beat your dad up”. How life has evolved to I am going to sue you. LOL
So funny! Just think of all the funny conversations they must have when you’re not in earshot!
It is funny the things they come up with. I guess pretty to talk about sueing each other than beating the crap out of each other.
It’s even funnier because Canada is not overly litigious.
The scan is a keeper
*keeping it*
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Lawyers in the making, eh. Well, at least they’ll make enough money to support you in your old age!
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Are you sure your kids aren’t from NJ? LOL
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PS Like the new header!
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I should do some work too but feel like taking a nap. Oh it’s 8pm. Maybe early to bed tonight.
My nieces are only in the pushing and taking things from each other stage. (3 and 16 months) I think I can wait for the arguing to begin.
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Wow…it’s crazy how our litigious society affects children at such a young age!