Sam: Mom do you think I could wear this mask ALL day?
Sam: I betcha I can.
Me: If you wear it until 8 p.m., I’ll let you stay up until 10 p.m.
Lizzy: What can I do?
Me: You have to strip naked and stay that way until 8 p.m.
Me: HA HA HA … NO DON’T, it’s just too weird.
Lizzy: No fair!
See, they are weirder than your kids!
The mask comes off! They’re going to bed @ 8:45 like always! WOOT!