**UPDATE** So busy … holding this over until Wednesday p.m. and will give two pair away.**
I have this ‘NO fail potty training programâ„¢’, that I haven’t begun with Georgia yet. Mostly because I am not ready and it requires staying home for 1 week (seven whole days) and I have plans every weekend until mid-August that require one or both of us leaving the premises.
I am not going to tell you about the ‘NO fail potty training programâ„¢’ until it begins, BUT I think I may have to cancel my some of my weekend plans because Georgia is training herself (AND we can’t have that, it’s my job damn-it). Do you think I could call and say I can’t make this weekends wedding because Georgia’s poopin’ on the potty and we can’t do go AWOL on the ‘NO fail potty training programâ„¢’? Or next weekend, we are planning to meet up with friends from Louisiana in Banff, you think maybe they could change their flights? Or the weekend after that a 40th anniversary party / camping trip, do you think you could you postpone it?
NOPE it ain’t gonna happen!
Georgia started her day by peeing on the potty, and then about 30 minutes ago, we found her in the bathroom wiping her butt and yelling “I pooped!” (she DID).
HEY, aren’t you just frigging thrilled you tuned into today to read about my child’s excretion patterns?
I am so proud, this is now truly a ‘mommy blog’ (I actually blogged about poop)! Oh yeah, and I am pretty happy with Georgia too! I can’t pretend I didn’t know it was coming she has been demanding “clean diapers” for several days now and announcing all her bodily functions as they occur.
Hmmm … what to do? I think that the ‘NO fail potty training programâ„¢’ may just have to be revised into a condensed and intensified program for more gifted tots. It’ll be the ‘Supreme NO fail potty training programâ„¢’ and will be offered for just 5 short days.
Send me $15 to: pooping @ thebabymarketplace dot com and I will email you the ‘NO fail potty training programâ„¢’! JUST.KIDDING. DO. NOT. SEND. $.
To celebrate all the “poop” –> I am giving away one Imse Vimse Training Pant. The winner can choose the size and we’ll pick the print.
Comfortable cotton panty that helps with toilet training.
- Trains your child to stop using nappies.
- The child feels when it has wet, which shortens the nappy period.
- More wholesome and natural for your child, and the family saves time and money.
- Saves clothes from little accidents.
These training pants are from Sweden and they are FAB!
To be eligible to win just leave me a comment AND share any potty training tips.
Note: Due to Retailer/Supplier agreement I am unable to extend the Jammin’ in July coupon to the Imse Vimse trainging pants.