Kids Crack Me Up - 104 Year Old Milk!

Posted on 22 January 2008 by MommyKnows

Lately, we’ve had a lot of milk go sour, LONG before the expiration date. In fact, it has happened so often, the kids do a thorough inspection now before daring to douse their beloved cereal in potentially ‘rotten’ milk. Generally, Lizzy does the inspections, you know because she’s older and more qualified to sniff cartons and read expiry dates. Today Sam did the honors.

Sam: “Dad, I think this milk might be bad. It’s really old.”

Mr. MK: “I just bought it. How old is it?”

Sam: “It says, 1904 Dad!” – he points @ the carton.

I think this milk is bad

Mr. MK: chuckle, chuckle “Uh, that’s the year the company was started son, the milk is fine, it’s safe to eat your cereal.”

BWAHAHAHA … kids are so funny!


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44 Comments For This Post

  1. Tara Says:

    hahahahahahahahaha

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  2. Safire Says:

    hahahaha! That’s great!

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  3. Lisa Says:

    ROFLOL That is just the laugh I needed today. Kids are great fun!

  4. glittersmama Says:

    Funny boy.

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  5. Kristian Says:

    awww kids are cute, thanks for the laugh!

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  6. Hannah Says:

    Haha! Kids say the darndest things!

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  7. Heather Says:

    That’s so cute!

  8. MamaChristy Says:

    That’s too funny. I can relate to the bad milk – I made my parents check it all the time when I was a kid!

  9. Jenny M Says:

    Oh my gosh- milk is the one thing that I think makes the household stop if we are out- anything else- I think I can find a substitute for.

  10. Colleen Says:

    That is absolutely hysterical!

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  11. bree Says:

    that is too stinkin cute! I love it! kids are awesome!

  12. Noreen Says:

    I have noticed that certian stores the milk goes bad faster than other, not always but enough that I don’t buy milk from them any more

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  13. Tasha Says:

    I used to smell all the milk and bread before I’d eat when I was a kid also. I could tell when something was going to turn before anyone else could.

  14. Sheena Says:

    Sam’s one funny little boy! If the milk has reached the sell by date, I WILL NOT drink it! It’s a phobia I have, lol.

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  15. Amanda Says:

    Wow! That is some old milk! Too funny!

  16. Jamie Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAAA

    I LOVE it!

    And I also wonder what 100 year old milk would look like…

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  17. Susy-Q Says:

    I have been having serious issues with my soya milk going bad before the expiry date. Sometimes, it would appear as though chunks of “tofu” start developing in the milk. Quite gross. Especially on Shredded Wheat!

  18. Andrea Says:

    haha…too funny! I would be scared if you had something in your fridge from 1904! haha. :)

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  19. Naomi Says:

    SO Mr. MK does the grocery shopping, too? I knew I should’ve married a Canadian.

  20. Kait Says:

    That’s cute. You’ll have to remember that to tell his wife someday.

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  23. Cindi Hoppes Says:

    I miss the age that your children are. They still say very humorous things! Cindi

  24. Aimee Says:

    Can’t wait for my little one to do the sniff tests for us. Being pregnant and sniff testing the milk has not been a fun task lately. Thanks for the great post.

  25. sara Says:

    Too funny…I’m a sniffer too!

  26. Raquita Says:

    kids say the darnedest things don’t they?

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  27. Bebemiqui Says:

    Hey, makes sense to me. What other number should they look for ;0)

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  28. Jaime Stephens Says:

    That’s too funny… way to keep your dad on his toes Sam!

  29. Penny Says:

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  30. Laura Says:

    I hate hate HATE ruining my bowl of cereal with bad, chunky milk… so Sam—I don’t blame you for being cautious!
    (Cutey!)

  31. Michelle Says:

    YEW! Nothing worth than chunky milk that goes plop coming out of the jug!

  32. heather h Says:

    Blech. The first day of school in third grade I had a container of rotten milk on my lunch tray. Gross. I was so embarrassed to be in a new school where I didn’t know anyone that I didn’t take it to the lunch lady for an exchange. I can’t tell you how nasty the one and only taste of spoiled milk I’ve had was. Horror!

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  33. Stacie Says:

    I hate milk that is turning even a little bit.

  34. Stacie Says:

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  35. Deb - Mom of 3 Girls Says:

    Oh that’s too funny! :)

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  36. Scarlett Says:

    Adorable :D I can’t wait until my niece can talk!

  37. lace Says:

    That was fun. Put a smile on my face. Growing up, I always made my mom smell the milk.

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  38. Mefeng Says:

    Really funny!

  39. Qtpies7~ The Good Stuff Says:

    That is so funny! Love it!

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  40. Alexia Says:

    LOL I love the funny things kids come up with! I can’t wait until Noah starts coming up with stuff like that!

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  41. Jen Says:

    How awesome you have someone who is a willing milk sniffer.

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  42. Amber Says:

    That’s too cute. Kids are so funny.

  43. Amanda Says:

    that is too cute! I am blogging about your sling contest on my thursday thirteen. thanks!

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  44. bree Says:

    hahahhaa! that is so funny! I am thinking it would be pretty “thick” no? haha

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